Girl: If i leave im never coming back
Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options
Girl: ok bye *slams door*
You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”
"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"
*15 mins later*
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait